Don't let those grey hairs ruin your day.

Using his granny's secret formula, Tom's miracle cure eliminates grey hair using only the finest natural organic ingredients.

Made from the natural slime that grows on the bottom of mother-in-laws' tongues, and the pure extract of juvenile ladybirds, this ancient and secret recipe has its roots in the ancient Celtic witches, hubbling and a-bubbling just North of Junction 16 on the M25.

Dang it. I just gave away granny's secret.
Ribbet, ribbet.
Croak......

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